Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Funny Good Morning SMS

Funny Good Morning SMS

Chahe tum gussa karo, Chahe tum galiyan do, chahe tum sir pito, Chahe tum mobile todo, chahe tum ghar ka saman bikher do Hum to isi time tume GOOD MORNING kahenge

Moon ne Band ki apni Lighting, Sun ne shuru ki apni shining Bird ne di hai apni warning k ho gayi hai apni Morning, to Hum bhi bol do ab, aap ko apni Good Morning!

See outside the Window, Sun is rising for you, Flowers are smiling for you, Birds are Singing for you, Because last night I told them to wish you Good Morning.

All mornings are like paintings you need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & an SMS from someone who cares to color your day Good Morning

Birds are chillayingg murgha is kukrukuingg chaand is doobingg sun is nikling flowers are khushboo maring peacock is nachingg all are kahing to you Good Morning & you are still soying

Suraj ki paheli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi Good Morning

M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning!

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi paheli chai, then call me and say hi

Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Share good morning sms if you have good collection below in comment box

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Husband Wife Jokes Funny SMS

Husband Wife Jokes Funny SMS

Collection of wife sms jokes & Wife text messages which includes :- funny wife jokes, funny husband and wife jokes, funny husband jokes etc...

What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! ;)

Husband: can u be the moon of my life? Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . Husband: Great! then…. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! :twisted:

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! :P :D

Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Man: is there any medicine for long life? Doctor: get married man: will it help? Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife :p

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

It is said that Husband is the head of D family, But Remember that wife is D Neck of D family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

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