Husband Wife Jokes Funny SMS

Husband Wife Jokes Funny SMS

Collection of wife sms jokes & Wife text messages which includes :- funny wife jokes, funny husband and wife jokes, funny husband jokes etc...

What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!! ;)

Husband: can u be the moon of my life? Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . Husband: Great! then…. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! :twisted:

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! :P :D

Kahte hain.. Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai.. Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Man: is there any medicine for long life? Doctor: get married man: will it help? Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife :p

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

It is said that Husband is the head of D family, But Remember that wife is D Neck of D family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

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